Wine is awesome. I don’t drink hard stuff, have the occasional beer but wine is my number one, I hold it near and dear.
It gets me through the tough times, it makes me feel nice. I spend lots of money on it, I’m not fussy about the price!!!
Wine makes any meal look sophisticated just look at my dinner of choice most nights!
Ya’ll thought I was lying in that past post (breadwinner) when I said I eat this way for dinner, OFTEN, yeah, no I wasn’t joking.
Wine helps me get through paperwork.
Wine helps me get through a Disney movie that I have seen eleventeen times.
Wine stops me from punching random people in the face.
Wine helps me speak logically when I am besotted by emotion (after 3 glasses all bets are off).
Wine makes me feel sexy, I mean come on menage a trois?? huh huh!! sexxaayyyy!!! (by the way that’s the name of a wine, get yah mind out the guttah!!)
Wine helps me cope with the day-to-day humdrum without reaching for a McDonald’s knife and ending it all.
Wine goes great with a book, and lord knows I like to read, which of course requires more wine!!
Wine stops me from reaching for less legal substances.
The fact that I have random pics of wine in my phone/computer tells you allll you need to know about how I feel about wine.
not sure if that’ s a good thing or a bad thing but it is what it is
I can go allllll damn day about why I love wine.
The bottom like is wine makes me feel juuusssst fine, its my medication of choice!!!
*hugs bottle gently*
This poem © MoodyMommi Published Nov. 30, 2012